No Pants Dance

Today is the last day of April, which means it is the last day of BEDA. I am both sad and incredibly relieved. BEDA has been stressful, but it has forced me to write every day. While I try to write every day anyway, I rarely share it with anyone. This has given me an opportunity to try NOT TO FAIL, because this shit is PUBLIC. I've made some new friends because of BEDA. So now I'm going to try not to screw up this last blog because I'm lazy.

Clearly, it is time for my FINAL PANTS BLOG. Yes, I am going to blog about pants again. Only this time, it will be MORE EPIC.



SEE THESE PANTS? These are FART PANTS. I would like to purchase a few pairs of these. ONE OF THEM WILL BE PURPLE. But I think everyone should own pants like this. Every. Single. Person. In. The. World.



I spend an awful lot of time online. It is SUCH A HASSLE to actually have to put my hands ON MY DESK to type. Who knew that I just needed to buy these pants? I could lean back in my chair and watch the magic from my pants APPEAR ON THE SCREEN. It would be wondrous. I want these. Badly.



These appear to be both shoes AND pants. Clever. I'd imagine they're a bitch to put on, though. They look quite uncomfortable. I will never know.



Whoever made this has the right idea. Even if they ARE purple. In fact, I think we should create a NO PANTS DANCE.



But it looks like someone beat me to it. We must LEARN this No Pants Dance!

And that's all I have to say about pants today. NOW FOR SOME ACKNOWLEDGMENTS.

FIRST, Maureen. Thanks for creating this. I've had a lot of fun with it, and your blogs are always hysterical. It has been nice getting one every day. I am glad you survived the month.

SECOND, my lovely BEDA buddies! Rebecca, Tobias, and Jordan, you NEVER FORGET TO BE AWESOME. EVER. Like Jordan said, we kind of sucked a little at buddying. We stepped it up toward the end and wrote the awesome Bob the Zombie story (which I hear is being turned into a major motion picture in twelve countries and twenty-seven languages). LONG LIVE TEAM... Uhh... Did we come up with a team name? We should get on that. April is over in 5 hours.

THIRD, all of my other friends who kicked my ass when I didn't want to blog. Thanks to Devyn, Korianne, Emma, Kat, and all of the crazy Ning people on Skype.

FOURTH, my cat. Because I always like to give my cat some acknowledgements and CUDDLES whenever possible. And he's cute.

Time for the FINAL MUFFIN HAIKU:

Fellow BEDAers,
Let's bake muffins and party!
SEE YOU NEXT APRIL!

So everyone... TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND HAVE A MUFFIN PARTY WITH ME. WE MADE IT!