Fun With Bash

I have absolutely no homework tonight. The AP Psychology exam is a week from Thursday, so I guess I should be studying for that. Obviously, I prefer to blog. BLOG NOW, STUDY LATER. OKAY.

So I was planning to blog about my COLLEGE WORRIES, but that will have to wait until tomorrow. All of you are in for a TREAT today, as I have rediscovered one of my favorite websites!

I am, of course, referring to bash.org.

Bash is a hilarious website that logs funny and stupid IRCs for the PUBLIC to see. And I am forever grateful to bash. I really am. Here's an example of a golden conversation on there:

(donut[afk]) HEY EURAKARTE
(donut[afk]) INSULT
(eurakarte) RETORT
(donut[afk]) COUNTER-RETORT
(eurakarte) QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
(donut[afk]) SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
(eurakarte) NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
(donut[afk]) RIPOSTE
(donut[afk]) ADDON RIPOSTE
(eurakarte) COUNTER-RIPOSTE
(donut[afk]) COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
(eurakarte) NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
(miles_prower) RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
(eurakarte) WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
(miles_prower) ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

So you can see why I love it. My personal favorite is this one:

(lib1790) so, at this college there was an extra credit question "Is hell endothermic or exothermic"
(lib1790) this is what one kid wrote:
(lib1790) First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass.
If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
(lib1790) As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since, there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
(lib1790) Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.
(lib1790) So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose (i.e.,Hell is exothermic).
(liv1790) Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over (i.e.,Hell is endothermic).
(lib1790) So which is it? If we accept the postulate given by Ms.Therese Banyan during my freshman year, "That it will be a cold night in hell before I go out with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having a relationship with her, the second case cannot be true. Therefore, hell is exothermic.
(lib1790) the kid was the only one who got credit

I will forever thank Crowy for showing that one to me.

ANYWAY, that's all I really have to say today. I apologize for the two boring days in a row. Here's MAH HAIKU.

Emma thought her dad
Was making her leave us but
He brought her muffins

Emma requested it. Ha.